What are you lookin at?

Good morning..evening...midafternoon. I guess it depends on where you are for the time of the day. I am currrently in Australia touring around. One thing is for sure ..this place is expensive. 18.50 for a crappy breakfast. Hey the weather is great so I should not complain about it.

What I will complain about is something that bothers me all the time in the biz we call show. Why do people in this business feel that they have to create fake credits to impress people in the audience. I mean in the beginning we all fudged our resumes to make it look like we were the king of high school theatre but once you have been in the biz for enough time it seems weak at best.

There is one comic in canada who actually has "appeared on david letterman" on his resume when he was just in a crowd shot in an alley where dave did a remote. If that is the case I have played on the moon since my friend once cropped my face on armstrongs body. I always credits to be honest cause I think if the audience needs to be impressed before you go on, it seems to defeat the purpose of the material. If you are funny does it really matter you once worked with erkel.

What is even more pathetic is this comic teaches comedy. It is not bad enough he is the only comic who has crapped himself on stage...no..no he is going to keep going till he can say he played for the new pope cause he was once in vatican city stuffing his face on a hotdog.

I know what you are saying oh darren you are so bitter..yes and that is why I don't teach comedy and I don't poop myself on stage fatty.

Peace out my brothers...I will try and update more often in the future