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Sunday, June 18, 2006

Screech is a Cunt

So please go and read screech's latest problem other then being screech.

here

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=435980

Now I have a problem with screech before this bullshit.

Firstly how can you expect your fans to help you buy your own home. You made tons of money being screech from the show and since touring as screech as a "standup" comedian. I will use that term lightly. This is sad

Also when you came to town you ripped off your fans by selling your "own" scripts of saved by the bell for 20 bucks. What the fans did not know is you simply xeroxed one copy and sold them. So your fans think they are getting an original and you still fucked them. Hey do you hope to get t-shirt money out of these people screech? Or should I call you Dustin when you rip them off. Screech would never be that smart to have that kind of scam going.

I also love it how you recently rock starred a show in ontario cause you were not willing to wait. What that means is you left a college who paid your inflated fee and told them to fuck themselves cause they were too late starting the show. Hey should these college kids go and buy your tshirt Diamond. Save this little house for the rock star.

I also love when you tour and the opening comic is much better then you (most dates) you have them taken off the show for some other bullshit reason. Should fans of those comics go out and buy your fucking lame t-shirt.

In the green room I shuttered like I was going to be sick to my stomach when you walked in and then said there was no such thing as a funny female comic after you named drop all these big cool comics you hang out with. Then I said hey I wonder how "insert big comic name here" would feel when they are friends with Ellen and Sarah Silverman and is married to a comic himself. I left cause I did not want to smack you and I am not a physical guy. I knew that if I did, your show would not go so well and they would blame me. Should all female comics help you out and buy a t-shirt to make sure sexist dick has a roof over his shoulders.

So I just left and did my set and watched as the crowd slowly realized they got duped out of their 20 bucks cause you are not funny. There was 20 kids out front crying cause they could not get in just like the 400 leaving the venue after the show. Should all these fans buy a tshirt to remind themsleves of a lame night.

I am going to market a t-shirt that says "Screeeech is a Cunt" and will donate all the profits to female comics, college kids and comedy fans everywhere.

Good luck Screech I am sure it will all work out for you so you can go back to ripping off your fans.

Some will grow up and be able to drive and then you are fucked.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darren,

Great speech on Screech.

I met the guy, and trust me... he's a cunt to the max.

fuck 'em.

I hope they take his house. If he spoke with the lawyers and land owners the way he did with me and countless others who have spoken with him, no wonder nobody returns this fuckers calls.

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just watched him on The View - it's a day of torture for me - and thankfully Joy Bahar raked him over the coals a bit though not as much as I would have liked to see:

"Why couldn't you just get a bank loan? What happened to your money from SBTB? Who's taking care of your money now? What happened to all your money? Why are you a douchebag?"
[okay, she didn't ask that last question but that would have been sweeeet!].
Wonder if she would have even been on the set with him if she knew how he feels about women who do comedy.
Douchebag, total douchebag.

Let me know when you have those t-shirts ready, I know a LOT of people that would buy and wear them proudly.

10:55 AM  
Blogger Rainypete said...

I'll take one too!! I suck with money too so where's my free money to pay for my house to compensate me for being an irresponsible twat too??

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't he forced to resort to the celebrity wrestling circut not so long ago?

(linda- too lazy to set up an account)

1:27 PM  

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