What are you lookin at?

In the past I have done material that makes fun of organized religion. I have no time for it myself but if people need it to make their lives whole I have no problem with it. Just don't force it on me. I remember patrons coming up to me saying that I was going to hell for what I said that night and I should be ashamed for it

You know I thought about that recently since my act has become harsher with time. I think to myself.....hmmmmm lets really think about the atrocities that I am ging to hell for. When I compare what I have done with that of the catholic church themselves..... the supposed gods men have done over the years (anything rhyme with touchy touchy). I think I am going to be alright.

My theory is that in hell the roles are reverse that whatever you did to get in there will be done to you. So father you better pack some k-y jelly and like the taste of potatoe chips and shame.

If there is a god and he can forgive those that do the extra curricular work for him, then he will forgive a few jesus dick jokes. This argument is a moot point since we all know god has a sense of humour...

he just never gave that to the church.