What are you lookin at?

So here I am in moncton, two shows down and after the first I worried. Everyone was weird looking....like I teleported to the land of the mishaped heads and I was their leader. By the second show it was all good..rowdy crowds ready for laughter but I was still their leader.

I am currently fighting a raging battle with insomnia.

It is four am and I am so bored that I am watching vision tv (religious station)....I am thinking about trying to jerk off to it. Try to time the money shot to a moment in the show when there is some kind of divine intervention.

It is too hard..too many smiling children and everyone talks too much about guilt. Now I am feeling guilty thinking that this is something a grown man should be doing do. Guilty that I am even typing this into the net. SO guilty that I am starting to get....... hard.

Wait I think the local kids did something at the church........

hmmmmm

Lots of god talk and smiling to the sky...........

Did they learn their lesson............

Oh god ...they did ....yess...they learned the lesson

Oh god

Yesssssss

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


um.......well

now I am reeeeaaaaaalllllllllllllly guilty

I hope this guilt can last twenty minutes for round two cause another episode of 7th heaven is on...I hit the jackpot with this marathon.

The best thing about this ..I don't have to ask for forgiveness or feel too guilty.

he knows

Everyone is so white and aryan looking on this show it scares me that if I do this too much then I am going to get addicted to it. When I go home I will only be able to find people who look like this in Nazi propaganda films. Thank god there are no late fees on triumph of the will at Blockbuster. If there is a power failure then I am going to have to do a puppet show while someone reads me Mein Kampf.

I know...this is so wrong that it doesn't become right again...it just stays wrong