What are you lookin at?

Currently sitting in a rainy halifax on my "Bite Your Face Summer Tour 07"

Yesterday, I actually pushed myself harder then I have before and i am paying the price for it. I had to reschedule a flight to halifax due to a big movie audition. It was a call back so you do what you have to do, but it put me behind the eight ball. Literally my flight was to leave 5pm toronto time and arrive at 8 pm halifax time. Show time is 8:30. Airport to club is 45 minutes.

Do the math.

So while waiting for my bags I would have to enter a time machine and go back twenty minutes. Normally in halifax you lose track of time not try to go back in it.

Well I flew westjet which normally is very good at time of flight shit. Plane was delayed and we sat on the tarmak for 45 minutes so we are not going to arrive till 9pm in halifax. Now I am going to have to set the time machine to find an hour.

I rush to the club and run through the doors at 9:40. Comic on stage and cause of stress I am feeling not so well...not so well that i have to use the facilities. The one near the club is closed for maintenance so I think

"fuck it just do the show"

then my stomach said something to me that said

"run fucktard run"

so the manager of the club was like screw it go in the womans washroom...so I run in and all the stalls are taken...so I have to run around the hotel main lobby looking for where to drop the pain in my gut. Finally I find a bathroom do the thing and run to the club while closing my pants and doing up my belt to the sounds of

"he is in hairspray ....DARREN FROST"

Dance like a monkey for 45 minutes to a capacity crowd while fighting a pain in my chest that worries me ...then leave stage..sell two dvds ...grab my luggage and then my stomach screams again .....

"ass rape time darren"

I have to run to the other side of the hotel again.

come back grab luggage and realize that I need to take it easy

tell other comics I can't go out and they kinda knew something was up when they saw me run a second time and lets be honest who wants to hang with anyone who gets ass raped that many times in one night.

"did you see him wash his hands?"

cut to today and I am feeling pretty sick after a sleepless night.

God to be 24 again and not have these problems

oh and the audition went well..which makes all the above worth it in the end