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Ok here we go

I am currently in a hotel near the buffalo airport waiting for my flight tomorrow to seattle.

Oh buffalo..my room smells like pee and everything is under construction outside the hotel. I have counted 12 seperate stains on the two chairs that come with the room. I am sitting on two towels as we speak like a little person with phone books on his feet to drive.

Wednesday night is the first show and I am going to be posting daily reports. I will call it like I see it and don't expect anything but the truth.

My prediction: By Day Four I am verbally crying like a little bitch that I hate competitions and that I should never have done this

Sure it makes for great reading..come on ..the ol "my life is not as shitty as darrens har har"

The truth is in the past I have hated competitions and swore off them years ago..I mean I didn't even try out for last comics standing cause I did not like the format.

But Seattle is different in that it is not one night winner takes all. You do a week and they take the scores of all the nights. Six nights to six different types of crowds. SO you cannot use the same arguement that every other comics uses to self justify their pity.

Also I am not getting paid for any of it. I have to pay for my own rental and my own accomadation for the whole month. DID YOU FUCKING READ THAT.....no money. I am not saying that to curse the competition. I am saying this to show you why us comics do what we do and sometimes it doesn't make sense.

I never got into comedy for the money...I do it cause I have to (cliche funny mug)

I want to play in some different venues and see other comics and if I have to pay to make it happen then I will.

Over the years there has been tons of comics that have bitched about me getting this or getting that while they get high and fuck waitresses. Would those comics ever give up the busiest money making month to raise their game. No they would not

Something else that I should add is that I have a rule: I will not go on the road for more then nine days. I have a family and have stuck to the none day rule for many years. I'll miss my kids and already do.

There is also another reason I don't go on the road for too long. I get fucking nutty ...like dr phil crazy....like call all the girls in high school who never would fuck me and see what they are doing kinda nutty

"Oh you have kids now...ow wow and you are single...OK"

I am also going to start filming tomorrow and try to capture it all on tape and see what I can use or post on you tube.

November is now officially called: Damaged Goods

I gotta get tissue to either wackoff with or wipe my face or both but reverse order

I change my prediction: Day Two I cry like a little girl