What are you lookin at?

To most who know my act would think with this kinda of title, it will be some rant about my wife or some female service worker who fucked me over.

Well you may say how could it get any worse with the week you have had Darren

Sit down my child and let me punch fuck you in the head

After the week of getting over the assault and jumping back on stage...I receive news I was not ready for

Cancer

I have two different forms of skin cancer which to the three doctors we have spoken to just doesn't happen. Looks like I am the test subject for another problem.

In the last year I have had to battle so much shit it just never ends. At least my wife has a sense of humour about it ..after awhile she says

"well I don't wanna bring up karma but"

and I said

"when I get to heaven there will be 12 nuns in a row which I will kick in the snatch and say 'Bless me father for I have sinned againts the 12 sisters..now let me in'"

When I get to heaven I will work with the kid who got fucked to death by the dog on making some changes or maybe he will let me run the coatcheck. Inside joke for those who know the bit from my act.

This is not a terminal thing but more of a pain in the ass. It's just my ass is still is sore from last week