What are you lookin at?

You know you can warn people.
You can do your best to tell them what they are going to see
You think that by doing that you will bring in people that will get it
You fool yourself into thinking that 20 year olds want to hear more then dick jokes

You are wrong

I could go through the last three shows and explain what happened but I choose to just highlight this one event to show you the level of intelligence that I am dealing with for the last three shows

There is a part in the show now where I try and self justify the jokes I have done by explaining that people are programmed at what they can laugh at. That if there is a guy in a wheelchair in the front row, I can't make fun of people in wheelchairs but I can stand on stage and make fun of the french. When you make fun of the French, people go crazy, but what if the guy in the wheelchair is French..I cant tell he is French..it is not like he is sitting there wearing a beret and eating a jambon sandwhich yelling "hahahah you are funny little man" (insert bad French accent here).

Now the joke/statement is simple, that why is ok to make fun of the French but not the handicapped..cause society deems one group ok and not the other.

So I tell the audience to try and make fun of the French in Quebec and see how far it gets you. At this point a young french dude in the front row yells at me saying

"You are wrong,.....this is all wrong ...dont make fun of the French..blah blah blah"

I try and understand what they guy is slurring and then realize that he doesn't understand what I am saying, so I try and explain. He keeps saying I am wrong blah blah. So I yell the loudest I have ever yelled

"LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT YOU BUNCH OF FUCKS...I AM NOW GETTING HECKLED BY THE GROUP I AM TRYING TO DEFEND...THAT IS LIKE BEING AT NAZI RALLY ..SEIG HEILING AND GETTING PUNCHED IN THE HEAD FOR IT"

silence









can you picture that silence

good

now times that by 45 minutes ...three shows

time to pull out my puppet and my impressions